My pal, Maggot, sent me this link!

This man could easily have a career in Scottish football, where tumshies like this are ten-a-penny. Except you, Mr K Clarke, because you work round the corner from the church, and you're a lawyer, and I can't afford to defend any action that would suggest that you're refereeing was anything other than pure dead brilliant, except when you refereed Rangers games....... oops, not that I think for a minute........